Guardian’s 2025 Parliamentarian of the Year Awards Spotlight Westminster Drama
The Guardian has announced its 2025 Parliamentarian of the Year awards, covering multiple categories reflecting the turbulent political atmosphere in Westminster.
In a first-ever occurrence, the Eliot Ness investigation award is shared jointly by Prime Minister Keir Starmer and Chancellor Rachel Reeves. Both are recognized amid ongoing internal inquiries, leadership-challenge rumors, and debates over tax policy.
Angela Rayner received the HMRC self-assessment award. This follows her tax-related issues connected to a flat purchase in Hove, a disabled son's trust fund, and informal tax advice. Rayner attempted to recoup taxes through participation in the TV show "I’m a Celebrity" but was declined for not qualifying as a C-list celebrity.
The resignation of the year award goes to Kemi Badenoch, noted for frequently calling for multiple resignations across both the cabinet and shadow cabinet, though these calls reportedly have not led to any such resignations.
Chris Philp secured the toady of the year honor for the tenth consecutive time. He was described as Westminster’s "Golden Nose in Search of a Bum" due to his persistent efforts to ingratiate himself with party leadership.
Sarah Pochin of Reform was named racist of the year after controversial remarks about needing anti-sickness medication upon seeing black or brown faces in adverts. Among her shortlisted rivals were Honest Bob Jenrick and Nigel Farage.
In the TV light entertainment personality of the year category, Liz Truss was honored for her YouTube channel "Radon Liz," which features conspiracy content. Highlights include her January inauguration filming in Washington and a forthcoming feature film, noted for being edited by an intern under the influence of ketamine.
Finally, the overseas politician of the year award was satirically bestowed on Donald Trump. The recognition references a BBC Nobel Prize misreport and his self-stated impact on global peace.
These awards collectively reflect another year of Westminster psychodrama as covered by the Guardian.
